chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

(via thoughtskilldreams)


drunkdilf:

I wanna have a porn star body, but not like trashy porn star I mean cute porn star 

(via shrekkin)


ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

(via sodamnrelatable)


snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via neonpeachez)



(via wilwheaton)


celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via thoughtskilldreams)


(via sqongebob)


religiousmom:

"your voice is annoying"

Oh thanks, let me just pick up another voice box from the store on my way home today you piece of shit

(via lokiisburdenedwithagloriousdick)


unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(via lokiisburdenedwithagloriousdick)